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My personal word that describes all my hate very clearly. I use it when I go to the bathroom. I also use it when I clean my house, or read books. It must be said as loud as possible three times to summon the blue magical unicorn of mass torment. He kicks babies for me so that I may watch and be satisfied that justice is being served.
Shlitzfragen de bounce, shlitzfragen de bounce, shlitzfragen de bounce!
by Travis Wilson October 18, 2004

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