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1. The bloody fecal mist that is formed by cutting a powerful fart while having shlood queued in the rectum.

2. The bloody fecal mist that is formed by cuttng a shart into a hemorrhoid so hard that it blows the blood into the shit mist, forming a pungent and potent aerosol.
I sharted so hard that I blew my rhoid and clouded up the mirror with a brownish pink shlist.
by EOJason June 20, 2008

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