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1.
a wet drooping penis, similar to angel hair, fetuccini, or spagetti. people with such penises have the tendency to masturbate uncontrolably.
when asked why he had a shlapnoodle during a jenna jameson film, alex replied "i like my self a nice gay porno"
by The First Noel October 18, 2006