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1.
ADJ: to be very intoxicated and extremely suped at the same time.


ADJ: During happy hour, Sue was so shlacked that when her co worker punched her in the face, she hugged him and said, "we need to hang out more often!".
by Roxien October 16, 2007
 
2.
1.One who has not kept up his/her personal appearance.
2.Someone that looks cracked out,ugly as hell just not good looking.
"Dang did you see Betty today?"
"No why?"
"She looked tore up from the floor up! straight shlacked dude on the real!
by Wendy Jorgensen March 24, 2006