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to shit, vomit and piss oneself, all within 7 seconds, for a defensive purpose only.
"did you see that guy? he used the shizmecht principle and totally scared off those creeps!"
by Doinky's Carcus November 07, 2012
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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