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'shizer!' exclaimed sarah when she fell on her phat azz
by julie January 08, 2003
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the english form of the german word schei*e or in english shit
*special german letter meaning ss dat looks like B
by ZAC =P April 04, 2005
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Eva Braun knew how to give Hitler a good "shizer": the act of defecating on another person's chest.
Hitler couldn't get off unless Eva gave him a good shizer.
by mr. buggaloo October 01, 2004
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Those people that enjoy rubbing poop on the wall, what is up with that?
For community service, I had to clean the wall where some shizer left his mark.

*Beware, these people can look like average citizens*
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A german porno when the female shits on the males chest or visa versa...as seen expertly in the Laura G. Shizer Video
"U know man, like the Shizer Video mats mom is in"
by Bob G. September 19, 2004
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you talk a lot of shizer
by chrissy March 20, 2003
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two german girls crapping on each others mouth
dude i just saw this nasty shizer
by ben mccubbins July 08, 2003
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