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21.
verb-having a sh*t on the loo while having a jhizz (cum)
omg he just had a shizz in my toilet

wait till you get home to have a shizz
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1.
another word for shit.
shiz, man i got grounded for a whole year.
by Phil Kong December 03, 2007
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2.
something great or wonderful
That movie was the shiz! It was the best movie ive seen in 2 years!
by Patrick Martin September 07, 2003
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3.
Verb. To simultaneously shit and jizz oneself, usually in response to a situation eliciting both fear and excitement (or arousal).
The thought of fucking his pet hedgehog was so exciting, he shizzed his pants.
by RichieBollocks February 19, 2009
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4.
a word used to replace the swearword "shit" in an awkward situation in which one shouldn't swear.

aka... babysitting, Christmas dinner, fancy party, classroom situations
....SHIZ!
by tangerinesea October 31, 2010
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5.
syn. for shit - vulgar usage
I ain't buyin' any of that shiz...
by shIZ March 31, 2003
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6.
the powdery stuff at the bottom of cereal bags, bags of chips, and bags of corn nuts.
Gosh danggit, why do i always get the shiz in my cereal bowl?
by Pete Paulos April 06, 2003
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7.
the exciting mixure of "shit" and "jizz."
-- it's what you get when you have buttsex!
I woke up today with shiz all over my ass.
by G. Dizzle October 05, 2003
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