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21.
verb-having a sh*t on the loo while having a jhizz (cum)
omg he just had a shizz in my toilet

wait till you get home to have a shizz
 
1.
another word for shit.
shiz, man i got grounded for a whole year.
by Phil Kong December 03, 2007
 
2.
something great or wonderful
That movie was the shiz! It was the best movie ive seen in 2 years!
by Patrick Martin September 07, 2003
 
3.
Verb. To simultaneously shit and jizz oneself, usually in response to a situation eliciting both fear and excitement (or arousal).
The thought of fucking his pet hedgehog was so exciting, he shizzed his pants.
by RichieBollocks February 19, 2009
 
4.
a word used to replace the swearword "shit" in an awkward situation in which one shouldn't swear.

aka... babysitting, Christmas dinner, fancy party, classroom situations
....SHIZ!
by tangerinesea October 31, 2010
 
5.
syn. for shit - vulgar usage
I ain't buyin' any of that shiz...
by shIZ March 31, 2003
 
6.
the powdery stuff at the bottom of cereal bags, bags of chips, and bags of corn nuts.
Gosh danggit, why do i always get the shiz in my cereal bowl?
by Pete Paulos April 06, 2003
 
7.
the exciting mixure of "shit" and "jizz."
-- it's what you get when you have buttsex!
I woke up today with shiz all over my ass.
by G. Dizzle October 05, 2003