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1. shiz
another word for shit.
shiz, man i got grounded for a whole year.
2. Shiz
something great or wonderful
That movie was the shiz! It was the best movie ive seen in 2 years!
by Patrick Martin Sep 7, 2003 add a video
3. Shiz
Verb. To simultaneously shit and jizz oneself, usually in response to a situation eliciting both fear and excitement (or arousal).
The thought of fucking his pet hedgehog was so exciting, he shizzed his pants.
4. shiz
a word used to replace the swearword "shit" in an awkward situation in which one shouldn't swear.

aka... babysitting, Christmas dinner, fancy party, classroom situations
....SHIZ!
5. Shiz
To be in such a stage of fright that one experiences a bowel movement and ejaculation.
Joe was so terrified and surprised when Charles jumped out and scared him he shizzed.
6. shiz
Shiz: A mixture of shit and jizz
Ill rather eat bull SHIZ instead of doing this exam.
7. Shiz
when you shit and cum at the same time.
"...damn i can't help it...but everytime she goes down on me i shiz myself"
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