shizzel 

the burnt edge on a fried egg

Mom: What do you want for breakfast?
Jamie: I'll have fried eggs - but no shizzel!

shizzel by june t August 11, 2014

Shitzkrieg 

A very quick but thorough bowel movement, often times involving a ghost poop.

Peter used the war-proven tactic of Shitzkrieg in order to catch the 9 o'clock train.

Shitzkrieg by Kommandant Hemphill October 1, 2009

Persian Shitzu

The act of inserting a uncooked bun length hotdog into a person's asshole. In a slow and controlled manner the person then pushes the hotdog out into another person's mouth allowing them to nibble or chew.

Dan, excited to try the Persian Shitzu, went to the store to buy a pack of bun length hotdogs.

Persian Shitzu by AKitts June 30, 2016

shitizen 

Shitizen (n.) can refer to those people who are officially citizens but treated unjustly by their government as if they are just indentured servants or even slaves.

When this meaning is used, often it is conveyed with compassion or self-mockery.

They say we are citizens, we know we are shitizens.

In our great Celestial Empire, if you are born to be a shitizen, you will be a shitizen here forever. Go abroad, my friend, only the dumbs remain.

shitizen by shitizen April 6, 2010

pom-a-shitz 

A dog that is Pomerania and Shih Tzu mixed

Oh your dog is so cute what type of breed is he?

Oh she’s a Pom-a-shitz

pom-a-shitz by ashane June 10, 2018

Shitzkreig 

An explosive shit that usually comes and goes really fast. You sit at the toilet and seconds later have a bowl filled of turd. Borrowed from the Nazi's "blitzkreig" or lightning war. At the end of shitzkreig you should expect to have a clogged toilet.

Gus: ben, are you okay? You look startled! What happened in there?!?

Ben: it was aweful.... Full out shitzkreig! I-I- I never had a chance
(Begin sobbing and curling up into a silent ball)

Shitzkreig by Ben the pooper May 12, 2009

Senior Shitizen

The action of taking a steaming shit on an elderly persons upper body.

Grandma was the victim of a senior shitizen last night, and her assailant wiped with her half finished NY times crossword puzzle.

Senior Shitizen by Miriam Miuira October 25, 2009