when you have a bad fart thinking you crapped your pants but, when you check your pants nothing is there!
Dude, that fart was gnarly i might be shitzophrenic let me check!
by Wienerkid March 01, 2009
Where you have to shit so bad, you don't know what to do so you have mixed emotions and they all come out at once
As I looked at Jon I noticed his face was so red and flushed, looking severely confused almost as if he had an allergic reaction. I asked if he was ok. He replied , "Dude I am so shitzophrenic right now!!!!! Where's the bathroom!?!?!?!?"
by Scrubslayer69 April 08, 2016