Shit shaped like a pretzel.
the dog's shit was like a Shitzels, and the dog ate it
by harryresh April 25, 2010
A weird little convoluted turd. Very hard to accomplish.
Hey, look kids! I plopped a shitzel!
by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003
a poor or below average schnitzel
"Waiter, I ordered a Schnitzel, but instead you have brought me a Shitzel"
by lozmoz January 05, 2009