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1.
shitz is a pronoun used to refer to a "He-She-It" person
subject pronoun - shitz
object pronoun - shitzem
possessive pronoun - shitzer
absolute possessive pronoun - shitzers
reflexive pronoun - shitzelf

-refers to a person whose name may cause confusion as to the gender of the person

-refers to a person whose physical appearance prevents others from determining correctly or at all the true gender of that person

-refers to a person with whom there is a mismatch between the physical appearance and mannerism (ie. dyke, femfag)

-refers to a person whose gender is undifferentiated since the embryonic stages

-refers to a person whose sexual phenotype (physical appearance) does not match that of what that person's sexual genotype (sex chromosome) should yield

-refers to a person whose sexual genotype (sex chromosome) is not either XX (female) or XY (male) regardless of the resulting sexual phenotype (physical appearance) (ie. X, XXY, XYY, etc)

-refers to a person who possesses gonads or genitals of neither or both genders

-refers to a transgendered person (ie. Thailand's ladyboys)
Pronoun Examples:
Before making a purchase, shitz looks at shitzelf in the mirror to make sure shitzer clothing fits well.
After the purchase, the clothing is shitzers.
Everyone admires shitzem for shitzer fashionable taste.

Look at shitzem, I would love to date shitzem only if I knew shitzer true gender.
by Light24 January 23, 2010
 
2.
Abbreviation of the two words 'sure' and 'its' in Ireland; often incorporated into the songs and stories in Irish folk music as well as, in recent times, popular American music.
Shitz a very cold night, I don't feel like walking to the public house
by Phil Osipher November 29, 2011
 
3.
cool way of sayin shit, (noun), used to express anger or frustartion or confusion or excitment etc...
dude A: oh man i lost again
dude B: shitz dude you always lose
dude A: go to hell
dude B: shitz fuck you
by karim B December 08, 2008
 
4.
See shits
"My car broke down, isn't that the shitz!"
by x January 31, 2003