(Adj)Someone who performs wizardry with shit. Shitwizardy is an act involving finesse with not white, not black, but brown magic. Such as creating crap-golems or writing nonsensical descriptions for mundane objects.
"What do you mean you can't collect guano!"
"Its to stop the shitwizards casting fireballs!"
"When life gives you crap, make crap golems."
"Someone needs to remind these shitwizards that they make chips and not jet skis or luges!"
A drama queen
of exceptional ability. Able to materialize shit to bitch about out of thin air.
When originally coined in a karmic supernova of recognition: my sister caused a big drama-filled shitstorm around our wedding that was nothing to do with my wife being Sikh and more to do with my sister being an incredible shit wizard
1.)One who is skilled in the art of ass magic
2.) A homosexual Male
Man, Keep that fucking shit wizard away from me. I swear he is gayest person I know.
A person who has the uncanny ability to create a shit storm (drama) out of nothing.
My sister is a real shit wizard.
A lying hipster; a bullshitting hipster who is talking out of his ass to gain hipster status points.
What the fuck is up with Justin, he just keeps babbling that Arcade Fire are totally mainstream and so last year, like he discovered them a billion years before us... what shit wizard.