Edward Shittyhands

An individual who doesn't wash their hands after defecating (taking a shit).

Worker 1: Did you see Nolan leave the shitter and go straight out the door without washing his hands. How disgusting.

Worker 2: Yup, he's a real Edward Shittyhands.

Edward Shittyhands by TheMasterOfPuppets May 13, 2026

shittypants switchypants 

The act begins with two lovers each individually shitting their pants. They then remove and trade pants, quickly putting on the others' steaming shitty pants. This is followed by an extended period of dry humping.

Burt: Yo dude, I owe you a new pair of pants.
Will: Why what happened?
Burt: Last night me and that stripper I brought home played shittypants switchypants with your new jeans.
Will: Dickhead.

shittypants switchypants by German Shyster May 24, 2007

edward shitterhands 

cleaning a clogged toilet without the use of a plunger, usually with the use of hands and/or feet. Usually is followed by disposing of shit by tossing/throwing/chucking out of the bathroom, not necessarily at onlookers, but often in random directions. Often a common occurrence during states of being blacked out and/or acting retarted while drunk.

At shasta, T-hart was acting like a real edward shitterhands after he clogged the only toilet on the houseboat.

Dude theres shit all over the bathroom! Did you turn into an edward shitterhands when you passed out on the toilet last night?

edward shitterhands by Shasta4life2010 November 6, 2010

shittypants 

Someone who inadvertantly shits their pants during a time period which it is highly uncommon for one to soil themselves.

The phrase is usually used behind the soiler's back to make fun of them or to publicly humiliate them without thier common knowledge.

Guy #1: "Dude, that chick got so wasted last night, she passed out and shit her pants"

Guy #2: "No way! What a Shittypants!"

Guy #1: "She even left little shits in the matress, and she doesn't think anybody knows she shit herself!"

Shittypants: "You guys talking about me?"

Guy #2: ........no.

shittypants by morganshittypants October 15, 2008

shitty hands 

An insult often used to tell someone that their hands are dirty like and they should get them off you

"Get your shitty hands off of me."

shitty hands by ThePandaBrain March 4, 2016

shithands 

What happens when you use your hand to finish blowing your load after you have given it to your woman in the poopenshaff.

I had Angelina on all fours and was poking her dumper and was ready to jizz so I pulled out and blew all over her back, now I have shithands.

shithands by Roots February 9, 2005