Roid-Raging, Small Penis, Piece Of Shit, Douche Bag
Often, but not limited to one who drives a pick-up truck and is tooled around by a racing company. This alleged person smokes more than he/she breathes and loves shaft. This joke of a human being often mistakes cock with vagina, hence his "5-vagina kill count" is really 5 good dick sucks.
This case is most commonly found in biological men that are pathologically-lying women.
John: "Look! What an RRSPPOSDB!"
Abraham: "Oh, true! He's driving an F-150 with shitty blacked-out tail lights on the way to smoke hookah with whale-shaped girls that he will get handjobs from and whose weight he'll underestimate by several hundred pounds when he brags to his friends!"
Michelle: "Do I smell burning fish?"
Suzie: "Nahh.. That's probably some RRSPPOSDB's vagina hair being singed by a poorly-wrapped blunt. No need to worry about that thing..."
Daniel: "Do these shorts make my ass look nice?"
Norman: "Bro, you're the biggest RRSPPOSDB i've ever met. faggot"
A completely self-absorbed tool who is completely oblivious to just how much they really suck. There are several varieties of Douche Bags, all equally deserving of being sodomized with a jack hammer. Some potential identifiers include:
Shitty trucks lifted excessively, often covered in stickers of random "bro-brands," often blasting mainstream rap music
Wearing flip-flops everywhere, even when it's 20 degrees outside
Brightly colored polo shirts (bonus points with a popped collar) usually with some hippy necklace, or a cross even though they only use religion to socialize with pseudochristian bimbos.
Wearing wifebeaters in public, sunglasses at night, stupid baseball caps with the sticker still on it, and excessively using the word bro.
Also Included: Most business majors and people with tribal tattoos.
Everyone knew John was a douche bag as soon as he rolled up in his lifted truck blasting lil wayne, parked halfway on the curb, and got out with a case of keystone light.
If that douche bag quotes family guy one more time, I'm going to use a power sander to wipe that stupid grin of his face.
OFV (Obnoxious Fucking Vehicle) is an oversized car, truck, SUV, Jeep, or any vehicle that is pointlessly large and is serving no purpose by being driven at that specific moment. Popular with rednecks and fat people, they obstruct the view of traffic and can cause wrecks. Only the most attention-craving form of human feels the need to have such a gigantic vehicle to carry themselves around in, simply so that they can be seen and have a presence, even if that presence is hated by every single motorist around him.
God dammit, that fat fuck in that OFV almost caused me a wreck because I couldn't see around that big piece of shit!
The nick name for a Chevy Silverado that has been bro-ed out with a retarded looking 6 foot lift (of the shell, not the actual suspension), completley blacked out windows, single or dual smoke stacks, stickers of: no fear, hurley, monster, army or marines, bully trucks, norcal stars, TAPOUT!!!, ect. , big shinny rims with large seemingly unused off-roading tires, or street racing tires (still lifted) with large, black rims, loud bass from rap or shitty death core music playing from the cab. They are never dirty with mud (like off-roading, lifted trucks are supposed to be). Also, usually driven by guys who are either skinnyfat or horribly out of shape, short, mean, pussies, wear TAPOUT clothing and flat bills, and say "Dude" "bro" or "tight" a lot.
Basically a heinous abomination of a truck.
Person 1: "Yeah, so like I was say- HOLY SHIT! Look! That's ridiculous!
Person 2: "What, that? That's nothing, just another Broverado."
Person 1: "What? Well why would they do that to a perfectly good truck?"
Person 2: "Beats me, maybe they really like paying for gas."
Person 1: "lol fag"
|40.||Juston Crawford 3609154531|
A total douche bag, who loves being the catcher
has blonde hair and works at great wolf lodge as a lifeguard so he can check out other dudes, has a shitty truck and goes to tenino high school where nobody really likes him because he is a flamer
-hey man lets go hang out with juston crawford 3609154531,
-no dude hes a fag he probably wants to rape us
-oh your right, he tried that on me before.
A piece of shit car that is worth nothing that has shitty paint usually in bright colors with a set of huge wheels and a crappy stereo that rattles the trunk. Almost always will they be built from late 70s early 80s turd chevy cars, or GM products.
Look at that nigger diesel, it has more ground clearance that my 4x4 truck!
|42.||wrong end of the shaft|
Idiom, literally meaning: one the receiving end of someone's penis (in slang shaft) rather than the person who possesses the penis (again shaft). In usage this means someone getting fucked figuratively rather than doing the figurative fucking (in which fucking is the preferred position).
Often used in relation to a business transaction which is one-sided.
While uncommon this idiom can be used in a literal sense and would generally refer to not only the act of being on the receiving side but also of a penetrative act that is disliked or not enjoyable (e.g. anal sex, double penetration..)
"I sold my truck for $2K to some idiot."
"Oh man, that shitbox? He was definitely on the wrong end of the shaft on that one."
"James and I DP'd this chick last night.. man, was she on the wrong end of the shaft."