| 1. | closet gift | ||
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a shitty gift you get and it gets stuck in your closet for longer than a year you got me socks?? man, that's a closet gift!!
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| 2. | The Gift | ||
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Pronunciation: 'gift
Function: noun Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse, something given, talent; akin to Old English giefan to give 1 : a shitless wipe awarded from on high to a worthy recipient 1 : "Oh man, I just recieved THE GIFT today, I took a heinous dump and went to wipe what I thought would be a shitty ass and I was clean. God has been good to me."
2 : "The best way to be awarded THE GIFT is to hold your poo in til you are turtleheading. Your patience will yield a shitless wipe." |
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| 3. | Cop Out | ||
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Is a way to get out of school, because you didnt get your girlfriend a Valentine gift. OMG! My boyfriend ben totally coped out and skiped school, to have more time to get my last minute shitty gift!
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| 4. | bath soaps | ||
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The gift you give when you don't know what to get someone. Similar to gifting gift cards. I don't know what the fuck to get Kalyani! Maybe I'll get her a set of Pumpkin Tea bath soaps.
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| 5. | Communist Gift Basket | ||
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A heap of shitty, inexpensive gifts usually purchased from a pharmacy or a gas station that is given as a "last minute" gift idea. Mark's birthday party is in five minutes, What are we going to get him? Oh we'll just go to the dollar store and put together a communist gift basket
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| 6. | Payment in Kind | ||
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(Legal term) Money as a gift. Taxable, so do your government a favour and pay up. Minimum wage nurse: But this money from a dying patient whom I treated well is not part of my salary!
Taxman Gumba: It's income classes as payment in kind. You either give it to me, or I repossess your house, your shitty car, your cat and your clothes. |
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| 7. | Mexican roulette | ||
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When an individual clearly has to drop some brown, but instead tempts fate by squeezing out a series seemingly abundant farts... much like squeezing the trigger in traditional Russian roulette.
A winning participant is blessed with the gift of hilarious flatulence and clean underwear, while a loser has to deal with the unpleasantness of a shart. Karl's totally petrified of public toilets - he ended up losing at Mexican roulette last night at the bar and had to cab it home with shitty pants. What a douche.
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