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When a person eats too much mexican food and upon the time of defecation the subject's feces which is expelled is so extreme and concentrated that the heat is not unlike a "laser-beam".
"Dude let's not eat at Taco Bell, last time I had some I was shitting laser beams,"
by Mr. Kettleman February 13, 2010