The Shitthieves: delicately crafted love songs influenced by hate...sung in tune to a beautifully orchestrated chorus of guitar and two male gifts to this world sent here from the mountaintops of the deep underworld you know as hell.

Well i see you over there, flip flapping your dick suckers....asking all your friends "who are these two motherfuckers?" we're the shitthieves, gotcha burning and begging please, we're the shitthieves...so get down on your knees!!

The Shitthieves by the blanco bronco January 8, 2012

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Sunday at the shithole

Slang disparagement of the unfortunate reality of sometimes needing to go into work on a Sunday.

Yup, it’s Sunday at the shithole and I’m wanting to lie on the warm and breezy beach without my eyes locked on a computer screen!

Sunday at the shithole by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

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shithole country

The ex-Confederate states plus the flyover states (e.g., Nebraska) that are heavily pro-Trump.

We the civilized states shall secede and declare independence from this shithole country.

shithole country by barrickolbermann January 20, 2018

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Shittolato

An extremely rare dialect of English known only to be spoken by a single living person in the town of Wareham, Massachusetts. It is a highly distinctive speech that is incomprehensible to the average American due to the rushed nature of its delivery. When spoken properly, everyday English words mash together in a way that can only be understood by a handful of people in the world.

"Dude, you're speaking Shittolato again. I have no idea what you just said."

Shittolato by Nik Outchcunis November 10, 2008

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