Bitch2)Wow, I can't believe that so called man failed your shittest.
We went out together and everything was great. But, I failed one shit test, and got dumped.
Guy 1) "Did you hear Mike dumped Claire?"
Guy 2) "No way, when?"
Guy 1) "On the same day her dad died"
Guy 2) "Christ...that's the shittest thing ever"