Wife: What are you doing?! We just ______ (ate, filled up the car with gas, etc.).
Husband: Sorry, gotta make a shit stop!
Anonymous kid B: Fuck that class dude, math is the lesbian sister of biology, so my conservative catholic parents would never let me take it. How was that piss?
Anonymous kid A: Dude, it started out as a piss, but since I was already there I decided to take a shit stop and Release the Kraken on that toilet!