She Shits Too
No matter how many times a guy gets shot down by a pretty girl with or without an attitude, buddy, She Shits Too.
She Shits Too by will bitten February 10, 2017
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syrup shits
When u sippin syrup/sizzurp and the next day you have hella bad shits (constipated/diarrhea) sometimes bouth
syrup shits by Dasyrup June 8, 2016
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Buffalo Wild Shits
The inevitable uphill battle you wage against a toilet after eating a large meal at Buffalo Wild Wings. Occurs within 24 hours after eating large amounts of wings and involves loud farts and explosive chicken wing shaped diarrhea.
Joe: "Almost missed my train into the city just now cause I got struck with a brutal, ass-tearing round 2 of the Buffalo Wild Shits. No Sunday picnic, let me tell ya"."
John: "No kidding, I got them on the way to work this morning. Had to book it to a stall and the Buffalo Wild Shits made my bottom burn like mango habañero.
John: "No kidding, I got them on the way to work this morning. Had to book it to a stall and the Buffalo Wild Shits made my bottom burn like mango habañero.
Buffalo Wild Shits by a-Dawwwwwg December 12, 2011
shitistics
Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.
shitistics by wanwanwan September 21, 2022
Jalapeno Shits
A more severe form of Jalapeno shit, the Jalapeno Shits are horrifically painful, burning diarrhoea that sticks to you like napalm and burns like the fires of Hell, they are the result of an over-indulgence of Mexican food, the worst attack is often the first time one consumes a copious amount of Jalapenos, symptoms of the Jalapeno Shits include:
*Not wanting to go more than a few yards from the loo
*Frequent, painful shit attacks
*Napalm-like burning diarrhoea, full of undigested Capsaicin and Jalapeno skins/seeds
*Frequent baths/showers in attack to wash the Lava-like crap from your sensitive pain receptors
*Groaning and/or weeping eyes
*Bad stomach upset
*Cursing whatever manner of cruel God decided to give a man's arse Capsaicin receptors
The only real remedy for the Jalapeno Shits is too take anti=indigestion medicine and ride it out, as well as washing your arse after each movement to give you comfort, the Capsaicin will pass, but you're in for one painful ride!
*Not wanting to go more than a few yards from the loo
*Frequent, painful shit attacks
*Napalm-like burning diarrhoea, full of undigested Capsaicin and Jalapeno skins/seeds
*Frequent baths/showers in attack to wash the Lava-like crap from your sensitive pain receptors
*Groaning and/or weeping eyes
*Bad stomach upset
*Cursing whatever manner of cruel God decided to give a man's arse Capsaicin receptors
The only real remedy for the Jalapeno Shits is too take anti=indigestion medicine and ride it out, as well as washing your arse after each movement to give you comfort, the Capsaicin will pass, but you're in for one painful ride!
Person 1: Do you want to come out?
Person 2: No, sorry, I have the Jalapeno Shits, too much Mexican food last night, I'm in agony!
Person 2: No, sorry, I have the Jalapeno Shits, too much Mexican food last night, I'm in agony!
Jalapeno Shits by Wardie1993 November 30, 2016
hey shitass
A godly being that emerged from the depths of the Nether. On occasion, he rises to the overworld and asserts his dominance over meek Minecraftians. Shitass holds many powers such as speed-bridging and invincibility. He is a force to reckon with. You do not want to cross paths with Shitass.
Common Minecraftian: Hey shitass wanna see me speed bridge? Now you try it. He's never going to do it. Bad. You're bad, you fuvking suck.
Shitass: *speed*
Common Minecraftian: *audible suffering*
Shitass: *speed*
Common Minecraftian: *audible suffering*
hey shitass by frggerz October 23, 2020