shitscale 

A rating system used to classify an employees level.
The highest level is shitheads aka bosses.
Mid levels are asskissers aka upper management and brownosers aka lower management.
Lowest level is shitshovellers aka hardworkers.

According to the shitscale at work the shitheads go golfing while leaving the asskissers and brownoser in charge of the shitshovellers.

shitscale by jpg3 December 1, 2011

shitfacedbook 

To use Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.

Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"

Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."

Chris - "You fuckass."

shitfacedbook by stacks121 December 9, 2008

shitfacested 

shitfacested is a combination of shitfaced and wasted creating shit-face-sted meaning extremely intoxicated or inebriated beyond recognition.

"Damn, that dude was so shitfacested that he didn't even know his own name after that keg party!"

shitfacested by shitfacested October 10, 2011

shitfaced

To be really, really drunk

"Uh-oh. Sarah's a little shitfaced and Andy's a smooth talker. Better go find them."

shitfaced by westside December 30, 2004

Shitfaced wonder 

Some idiot who thinks (s)he's amazing...when they're drunk.

"There goes Mr. Shitfaced Wonder again, trying to impress that model at the end of the bar."

Shitfaced wonder by FB45 September 13, 2007

Shitscapes 

A chaotic event or string of them. Sometimes caused through self-inflicted foolhardy "Fuck it" choices. Other times created by others and out of your control but still has you stuck in the middle of a WTF situation.

When we were young we created so many shitscapes that made us sort of legends.

His drinking and drugging made a shitscape of his life.

Shitscapes by Maxchillen September 13, 2016

shitfacedcockmaster 

A term to described a man who is shit faced, and loves cock. from the movie South Park

oh! you shitfacedcockmaster!

shitfacedcockmaster by blackmage53 December 8, 2004