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Shitbaggery 

Uses: Military(Nautical), Humor
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'

1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.

2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.
1.) "What manner of shitbaggery is this?! You don't put a fucking paperclip into a spaceheater, asshat!"

2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."
Shitbaggery by Tyler Penley April 21, 2006
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shithagged 

for use instead of 'drunk', 'shitfaced' or 'wasted'
i got completely fuckin shithagged the other night and woke up inside a mammal.
shithagged by Jasknob March 1, 2009

shitbaggery 

The act of using any availiable resource to avoid working. This act generally requires weak excuses or more effort than the originally required.
Bob: "The boss wants me to write this spreadsheet by tomorrow- so I told him that my Mom died"

Fred: "that's some shitbaggery right there!"
shitbaggery by shitbagger September 1, 2007

shitshatter

someone who shits on peoples doorsteps
that sneaky old shitshatter got me again found a deuce on my doorstep
shitshatter by jimsacommunost March 4, 2009

Shitshaker 

A person that talks a lot of shit. They embellish to make themselves appear cooler.
Dan a a huge shitshaker. He always tells stories of his lady conquests when everyone knows he's homosexual.
Shitshaker by KimGovender89 July 3, 2012

shitbagger 

someone who tries to stop people from shit stirring
stop being such a shitbagger and let'em have some fun!
shitbagger by Sinister Intent June 15, 2004

shitbagger 

1. Someone who steals other people's lingo without knowing their meaning solely for the purpose to sound cool and totally abuses the shit out of it.

2. Also someone who tries too hard and makes no sense doing it.

3. Someone who makes up ridiculous sayings that make no sense:
Kimosabi on acid.
Chode on ice.
Chode of Destiny.
You're all Gracie Nikka.
Jumped on that shit like it was hot.
Okay Jimbo.
Sup Jack Stain.
I'm going to go Fiend up on some bitches.
Did you understand wtf he just said? whata shitbagger.

I can't believe he repeats everything i say hes such a shitbagger.

Did you understand anything she was saying? Chode on ice... she is such a shitbagger.
shitbagger by Jake Arhhnold December 16, 2010