shitrocked 

A shortening of the phrase He/She got His/Her shit rocked. Meaning to get hit amazingly hard, or to be beaten bad in a sport or fight.

Did you see that kid get hit? He got shitrocked!

shitrocked by Romanick October 16, 2007

Shitrocks 

Extremely heavy rocks of shit that plunge out of your ass at high speeds, sending waves upon waves of toilet water splashing up against your asshole.

Fuck dude, I haven't shit in 6 days I'm going to have some serious shitrocks.

Shitrocks by Deadbreed January 20, 2011

Shitracket

The process of pooping through a racket to make multiple strands of feces.

Person 1: "Did you hear about *Insert name*?"
Person 2: "Yeah! I heard that he shitracketed."
Person 1: "Who seriously shits through a racket?"

Shitracket by hitman61live December 14, 2012

Shitpocketing 

When you secretly And stealthily take a shit into a strangers pocket.

“Mum, what did you get up to today?”

“I was in the town centre, I did some shitpocketing.”

Shitpocketing by Kirstiejayner June 12, 2020

Shotrocket 

Verb: To jerk off/masturbate (for a male: hence the rocket).

Before I start my homework I have to shotrocket to some porn.

Shotrocket by krystanistheshit December 14, 2010

shitrocket 

when fucking a hot chick and endeavoring not to reach orgasm too soon, a solution involving placing one's finger in one's two-hole, then placing the same finger in one's mouth. has prolonging effect, apparently.

so this dude who's name i can't reveal (lawyer/client relationship y'know) was fucking madonna and was trying not to come so he gave himself a shitrocket. IT WORKS!

shitrocket by never mind February 2, 2005

ShitTickets 

Another ridiculous word to use when talking about toilet paper.

Hey, I'm stuck on the toilet & we're all out of SHITTICKETS!!!

ShitTickets by CJB1984 May 15, 2017