sherection

When a woman is sexually aroused.

"Wentworth Miller is so hot! His chiseled features are giving me a sherection!"

sherection by chastraps October 29, 2007

shitraction 

Similar to a contraction but in lieu of a human baby, it is a shit baby. The moments before you deliver your shit the pressure becomes so great you hold it in and release pressure, then repeat for the next movement of pressure until the shit baby is born.

My shitractions were too close together and my shit baby was premature.

shitraction by Peta J April 2, 2015

Skirection 

A condition in which symptoms become present when a male's desire for skiing become physically overwhelming.

When the skiier reached full skirection he carved his way onto fresh virgin powder.

-Dude did you see Bode Miller's new vid?
-Ya man, that shit gave me an enormous skirection

Skirection by Claf603 October 22, 2011

smirection

An erection caused by the smile of a beautiful woman.

When she laughed at my witty joke I got the biggest smirection.

smirection by toosweetnoname79 October 20, 2011

shiteration 

It means that the moderation for, an online game is Shit.

Roblox has such shiteration. Like their Moderation is actual Shit.

shiteration by Pseudo Anounym February 14, 2021

shoprection 

A time when you get extreamly excited by shopping. (shopping hard on)
note: not an actual erection!
Usually for girls

My shoprection was gone when we walked into that furniture store!

shoprection by Myusikk April 1, 2009

Sherection

When you get a mighty raging veiny boner over the one and only ogre Lord shrek.

Timothy sat quietly watching Shrek when he all of a sudden felt his mighty Sherection rise at the sight of the wonderful ogre Lord Shrek.

Sherection by Shrek the ogre Lord May 27, 2015