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Noun. A term with a variety of context-dependent connotations.

1. (negative connotation) Something worthless, trivial, or otherwise inferior.
2. (neutral connotation) A synonym for "thing" or "stuff."
3. (positive connotation) Used in a similar context as "ownage."

Etymology: Shizatch is the amalgam of "shit" and "bizatch," which is a corruption of "biatch," which is a corruption of "bitch."
1. Samurai, upon spotting a group of ninja: "Let's waste that ninja shizatch."

2. "What is Mortal Kombat about?"
"Oh, it's just some ninja shizatch."

(While pointing at a shuriken) "Could you pass me that shizatch over there?"

3. "It's shizatch time!"

"That samurai took out all those sword-wielding ninja with his bare hands. That was some serious shizatch."
Shizatch by Rhykker April 30, 2008

Shitachute 

the act of a corn kernel filling with shit during digestion
i went into a mcdonalds restroom, looked into the toilet and it was filled with shitachutes
Shitachute by Long Conk August 27, 2010

Fucking Shitbitch 

Someone with so little right to be on this earth that their cost of upkeep exceeds their marginal benefit of any possible contribution to society. While bitch usually refers to a female, a fucking shitbitch is a gender-neutral insult.
My roommate just sleeps, skips class, and eats junkfood while watching tv on his computer. What a fucking shitbitch.
Fucking Shitbitch by youlazyass December 6, 2009

Shitnitch 

A more powerful and effective way of saying Biznitch; made by fusing shit and biznitch/bitch.
Can be used either as:

1) A profanity.
2) An insult. (Meaning bad or shitty)
3) A commonly used noun, that can replace almost all other nouns.
"Aww. SHITNITCH! I was SO close to getting that shot!"

"Oi! Shitnitch! Gimme back my wallet!"
"That exam was such a shitnitch."

"Sup shitnitches! Lets grab a shitnitch down by that slow-shitnitch shitnitch over by the shitnitch. Aww, C'mon! Don't be such a shitnitch, shitnitches, you know ol' shitnitch here is a shitnitch."
Shitnitch by MachineKingV2 August 17, 2009

shitpack 

Anal sex. For a male to penitrate his penis into someone else's anus. Usually a derogatory word used to describe homosexual(male with male)sex.
I bet those two guys are going to shitpack each other tonight!
shitpack by Barcode23 October 16, 2003

shitpacker 

A homosexual male.

Could possibly be used for a heterosexual male who likes to dish out anal action.
Anton and his boyfriend are leaving for spain. Fred asks them "Wow guys how can you afford to sleep in when you have a plain to catch in 2 hours? Don't you have any packing to do?"

Anton and his boyfriend answer: "No that's okay, we totally packed our shit last night."

And that's that (true story!).
shitpacker by Fred Finkle May 25, 2004