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Shitbangle 

Commonly used to describe an angry, grumpy old boomer.

Also a descriptive term for those with a penchant for depositing their fists inside their own, or others, bottoms.
BOOMER: “You kids better get off my goddamn lawn, or I’ll ram my fist up your ass!”
MILLENNIAL: “Dude lets get outta here - this guy is a fucken shitbangle!”

SHITBANGLE: “Ooooooo”
Shitbangle by M.C.H.L July 13, 2019
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Shittang 

n. - shǐt-tǎng

Another word for shithole, pig sty, or a messy room.
An unpleasant place to be... due to being so filthy.
Can be filled with trash, feces, maggots, flies, and rats.
Clyde: "I'm getting tired of this shittang. I'm leaving."

Nellie: "Jimmy, quit masturbating and clean out this damn shittang!!"
Shittang by mrdonn November 15, 2011

Shitwanger

A term used to describe someone who makes shit up to make themselves sound more interesting.
"What a shitwanger."
Shitwanger by pixiefail. January 2, 2010

Shitpants 1 

(proper noun): A name used to refer to one's first born child.
"Hey, Shitpants 1, go make me a sandwich or you're grounded."
Shitpants 1 by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

shitpantsed

a level of inebriation that extends well beyond that described as "shitfaced," such that bowel control is lost. Typically achieved by drinking on an empty stomach. The exact Blood Alcohol Content required to reach "shitpantsed" drunk is different for each set of bowels.
Cole didn't eat before going to open bar, and wouldn't you know he ended up shitpantsed in the bathtub.

Carl wanted to show everyone he could loosen up, but he'll never live down getting shitpantsed in front of everyone at the holiday party.
shitpantsed by Uncle_Colorado July 18, 2009

shitpagne supernova 

Verb- taking a leaky dump on a person who is on fire in an attempt to put them out...
uhm, like, spencer was wasted and fell pon the campfire but, luckily eric had spent the day at taco bell, thus, he was able to shitpagne supernova him and saved his LIFE,...LIFE...LIFE

shit pang 

That feeling you get in the nether regions when you feel the need to take a crap. Could be a clenching of the sphincter, or a gurgling of the bowels.
If you don't get to a restroom when you feel the shit pang coming on, you'll be backed up for the rest of the day. Alternatively, "I just felt a shit pang, gotta go drop the kids off at the pool.
shit pang by notsidneypoitier October 7, 2009