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1.
1) Someone who is being an idiot.

2) A really gross loaf of bread.

1) Dude, you're being such a shitloaf.

2) Mom always buys this nasty shitloaf!
by TexasColeSlawMassacre July 26, 2006
 
2.
1. An immense amount; usually describes a large amount of something unfavorable.

2. A typo of the more common slang word "shitload". While they mean the same thing, "shitloaf" is a lighter way of saying it and it gives a slightly comical edge to the statement.
i.e. : "I have a shitloaf of homework for tomorrow :(".

i.e. : "My friends are causing a shitloaf of drama these days".

etc.
by Idna Pmek January 23, 2011
 
3.
One whose loaf is entirely composed of fecal matter.

See also, load (disambiguation)
There was three of them - Meatloaf, Shitloaf and Slagloaf.
by WeKilledTheDog April 18, 2009
 
4.
A Shit loaf is when you have fallen down because you are so drunk you accidently shit yourself. Hours later when you wake up in a pool of you own vomit (well you hope its your own vomit) you find that a shit loaf has developed in your pants.

A Shit loaf is basically just a slab of shit stuck to the back of your leg.

Andy: "Yo Neil you smell hella fine"
Neil: "Yeah I a major shit loaf going on"
by Andrew Hardman August 30, 2006