Shitadel 

Affectionately known as Citadel, the arch nemesis of WSB apes worldwide.

Shitadel's notable cronies include Vlad the stock impaler and Melvin the divorcee cuck.

Ape 1: Did you see that Shitadel just shorted GME again? It's down 30% today!
Ape 2: Great discount! Just bought the dip!
Ape 3: Strong Hold to the moon!

Shitadel by Cuckedape2021 March 25, 2021

shitizen 

Shitizen (n.) can refer to those people who are officially citizens but treated unjustly by their government as if they are just indentured servants or even slaves.

When this meaning is used, often it is conveyed with compassion or self-mockery.

They say we are citizens, we know we are shitizens.

In our great Celestial Empire, if you are born to be a shitizen, you will be a shitizen here forever. Go abroad, my friend, only the dumbs remain.

shitizen by shitizen April 6, 2010

Senior Shitizen

The action of taking a steaming shit on an elderly persons upper body.

Grandma was the victim of a senior shitizen last night, and her assailant wiped with her half finished NY times crossword puzzle.

Senior Shitizen by Miriam Miuira October 25, 2009

Shitcident 

An event that otherwise would not be especially remarkable, until having occurred with shit. Usually considered a surprise and unpleasant.

If an event occurs and involves a surprise shit and is not offensive, then it is a happenshit.

If you have a shart in the elevator of the building you work in, you might be saying, "I had a shitcident in front of the boss, now how am I going to win that promotion?"

If you found a bag of flaming dog shit at your front door, you might report the shitcident to your homeowners' association. ... I wouldn't if I were you, though. You probably deserved it.

When a cat can't make the catbox and is imitating Pollock on the walls with shit smears, you point and exclaim, "Is this fucking shitcident because of you, Mr. Pussy McFluffypants?!"

Shitcident by Sara Heartburn September 30, 2010

shitipe

A person at the poverty level and expects everything for free.

Usually more than one of these traits are presented. Poor hygiene, never changing clothes, lives in a dwelling that has holes in the wall(s), excessive smoker, high usage of recreational drugs.

Man that guy is shitipe, he always asks for cigarettes and rides. I hope he gets his life together.

shitipe by SomeoneFromCanada July 14, 2017

shitden 

Shit den(then) - like how someone would regularly go 'oh shit', but another road way. It's said when you hear or see someone / something that surprises you. It's also Said when you hear or see something that's good . If something bad happens it may be said too; shitden is another way of apologising. It's said with a ghetto London accent (roadman accent) that anyone who isn't familiar with that kind of talk wouldn't understand

Example 1:
Girl:*post a sexy pic*
Boy:'shitden! She looks peng Ahlie
Boy's friend: Yh she's buff asf

Example 2:
Girl:'I quite recently started watching this show it's bare jokes!'
Boy: 'Yh but you know Alison dies in it..?'
Girl: 'wtf! Why did u tell me kmt...'
Boy: 'Shitden I didn't realise u weren't that deep into it yet.'

shitden by Silent_t June 5, 2016

shitdeck

Poopdeck on modern ships

Swabbin' dem shitdecks I see!

shitdeck by Can of Worms November 4, 2006