"I had shiticles lodged in my ass."
"The shiticles in my underwear ended up staining them."
2. Occurs when a man wipes back-to-front, effectively getting feces on his nut-sack (usually unbeknownst to the man).
3. Reference: See 'Duck-Butter' for the result of having a prolonged case of the shiticles.
2. "My wife was right when she told my daughter to always wipe front-to-back, i didn't listen, now I have a mean rash from a prolonged case of shiticles"
3. "The meeting was at 10 am, i didn't have time to wipe, i think my shiticles has become a full fledged case of duck butter"
2 - Someone being used by someone else to dump all of their problems and worries on. Usually too nice to stop this from happening.
Person 2 - Dude, you are such a shiticle.