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shitbutt 

shitbutt is this cat that had turds all stuck to its ass. we were hanging out at my friends apartment when all of a sudden we noticed that shitbutt had infiltrated the perimeter. we have no idea how shitbutt got in the house but it was walking around with poops attached to its ass. we finally booted it out.

the next day we were watching tv and a cat came on the tv and was like meow meow and we were like weird. then it kept going after the cat on tv was off tv so we were like wtf? so my friend walked into his roomates room to find that sometime in the night, shitbutt had snuck back into their apartment and crashed on the bed, thus spreading his shitass all over.
who let shitbutt in the house!

gross, get that shitbutt away from me.

dude, is shitbutt your cat?
shitbutt by hoboman September 12, 2003
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ShitCutest 

the cutest shit aka @ShitCutest is a whole definition of tastelessness
ShitCutest: Copy Cat is Melanie's best song
Normal oomfs: ew he's so tasteless
to be extremely good at something.
Imagine a steaming turd and how hot it is! Comparing someone's ability with the hotness.
That Tiger Woods is shithot at golf!
shithot by Kelly Coyle December 5, 2003
The act of shitting on a rock and throwing it as far as you can off a cliff.
"Shitputting is an effective way for climbers to dump their excrement."
shitput by gottabeaboveit February 6, 2017

Shithot Fart 

A hot fart that lingers around the anus making you nervous that you may have soiled yourself.
1. Be right back guys, need to check if I just did a shithot fart or actually shit myself.

2. I thought I shit myself when I was doing Dave's Mum the other night, but it was just a shithot fart.
Shithot Fart by cheep81 October 17, 2006

shitcutest 

the most tasteless person on twitter. thinks he has taste but everyone knows he doesn’t
have you heard copy cat by melanie martinez? it’s so good!”

shut up shitcutest”
shitcutest by chybaby October 24, 2020

shitcutter 

Another name for a girl's ass. More specifically, refers to the sphinchter.
Hey dude your mom's got a great shitcutter.
shitcutter by wrightd61 May 26, 2010