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What my manager, Pat Schroeder, calls me on a daily basis.
by Shithook March 16, 2005
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a buddy of mine in High School referred to idiots as 'shithooks'
That mf'er is a real shithook
by dr pusbag October 05, 2003
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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Someones Hands, The hands of someone you don't like.
"Hey, get your shit hooks off my beers"
by Phucker January 14, 2007
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Slang for the US Ch-47 "Chinook"
Here come the shit hooks, take cover!
by screecwe August 21, 2009
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Get your shithooks off my stuff, boy!
by 000 October 20, 2003
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Derogatory name given by soldiers to the ancient CH-47 Chinook helicopter, many of which have been flying since the late 60s and early 70s. They are interesting choppers, but have a bad tendency to be shot down in places like Iraq.

Joe:"Hey, have you heard from Smitty?"
Chris:"Yeah, he just flew in on a shithook, and is glad to be alive."
by Ja Ruyle May 11, 2006
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Get your shithooks off me!
by rossb May 30, 2005
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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