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Shithouse Bastard 

Popularized by proud pedophile, Geoffrey Leonard. Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.
Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!

shithole 

I live in the Willoughby Walk building in Langley BC Canada. It is a real shithole
shithole by pixilatedly May 4, 2020

Shitwolf 

The lack of any supporting evidence of a statement.
Modern crude adaptation of the phrase "crying wolf".
Coined by a police officer in Trailer Park Boys

Season 4 Episode 1 Never Cry Shitwolf.
You should never cry shitwolf." or "You can't believe Johnny because hes always crying shitwolf.
Shitwolf by sonofaglitch September 18, 2010

Shitsolve 

A shitsolve is a substandard solution to a problem no one wants to solve but is sufficiently effective enough to fool a few people into the notion that the problem is temporarily resolved. Shitsolves have a tendency to pop up again in the most unexpected and unplanned ways cascading a subsequent river of shit on unsuspecting people.
"after weeks of procrastination and finger-pointing, the team delivered a shitsolve to meet the deadline, but everyone knew it was destined to came back and haunt them and anyone who touched it in the future."
Shitsolve by EuphoricOrange March 27, 2023

Third World Shithole 

Noun referring to any impoverished foreign country in which crime, graft, and corruption are modus operandi.
That Third World Shithole felt just like home.

Shithouse Poet 

Widely-acclaimed anonymous author of infamous wit and wisdom written on the stalls and walls of many bathrooms. The "Shithouse Poet" is believed to actually be a number of different individuals acting in nearly every state of the United States. Much to the chagrin of janitors, the Shithouse Poet leaves his nuggets (pardon the pun) of wit and wisdom in the form of well-crafted prose and poetry through various means in batrhooms throughout the U.S.A.
Some examples:

"They scrub these walls to stop my pen,
but the Shithouse Poet strikes again.
The erased words are all my life.
I'll next engrave them with my knife."

And...

"Here I sat all broken hearted.
Tried to shat, but only farted.
So today I took a chance.
Now I say I shit my pants.
Tomorrow I decide my fate.
I'll borrow a quart of Kaopectate."
Shithouse Poet by Frank Klaune January 22, 2005