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A complete dumbass; a genuine moron. Someone who has committed an act in which causes harm or temporary discomfort to another.
Do not speak to that shithead over there.

Max is a total shithead.

Frank you shithead, I could have been killed!
by Tom Main February 05, 2003
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1. One whos cranial cavity is filled with the excrement of his/her own and/or another living organism's bowel excrement/feces.
by Zacharoo March 25, 2003
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(Sha-theed)

A perpetually drunk, never-nude, terminally ill woman who is allergic to her tongue and has many abilities and unique attributes. Among her skills are:

-Counting to six
-Seeing God
-Never being hungry
-Doing a Black Flip
-Providing abortions
-Burning down a hospital
-Guaranteeing protection
-Jumping across the street
-Sleeping in a chair
-Singing in the choir
-Immunity to AIDS
-Peeing with the lights off
-Finding you

She always comes first, and she is definitely not Asian. Also, Bono is her brother.
I'm Shithead and my body's a magnet.
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One whos ideas appear to have been formed while his/her head was inserted in their own anus.
Jude Law cheated on his girl friend Sienna Miller with a fat, nasty babysitter. What a Shit Head!
by PhillyJester May 01, 2006
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N; Proper name; Pronounced "Sha-theed" or "Shi-theed".
The lady filling out the birth certificate said, "For the third time, ma'am, you cannot name your daughter Shithead, no matter how you pronounce it."
by wallamh September 11, 2003
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1. A narrowminded or ignorant waste of food, water, and air who usually is inpolite to those with seniority and/or is soveriegn; smacktard; bigot

2. One who is not intelligent enough to use a coherent insult and therefore uses insults such as gay, nigger. They usually can't even piece these together to a half decent insult.
That shithead thinks furries fursuit and screw each other.

"I will go to a game where I am a complete newb and be disrespectful to veterans! I think I shall call them 'Sheep fucker wannabe nigger jew lizard'."
by Berkie April 10, 2004
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1. (noun) an asshole that is stupid
2. (noun) Justin Beiber
3. (noun) one's head after it is defecated upon
Bill: Did you see that prepubescent faggot Beiber singing love songs and dancing around like a wind-up monkey?

Joe: Oh yeah, that butt-plug. He's a shithead. And it literally looks like he has a shithead.

Bill: I am pretty certain that he did probably pull his head out of some guy's asshole.
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