Shitapple 

Kind of like a crab apple but a lot shittier.

Have you been to Hannahs house? There are shitapples everywhere/

Shitapple by xxmuckxx September 14, 2019

Shit happy 

A person who is happy or laughs for no reason.
A person who laughs very loudly and annoys everybody.

Shit happy is a transliteration of a tamil phrase: "mayir santhosham"

Ben: Hi Greg. What's up? How was your day?
Greg: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ben: Why are you so shit happy?

Shit happy by Sunny Beach July 21, 2013

Shitapp 

A cell phone application with no search option

Well that's a shitapp, there is no search option

Shitapp by Shitapp July 2, 2017

Shithap 

Like a mishap only exponentially worse.

Mishap: When you get a flat tire on the way to a doctor's appointment, and your crowbar breaks and the doctor's receptionist won't give you a break because it's not 24 hours notice and you forgot your triple A card.

Shithap: When the same thing is happening in a blizzard and a semi is jacknifing toward you at 80 MPH on the ice.

Shithap by JordanMacLeanAuthor March 26, 2013

shithappens

When severenth happens to not give a shit.

Martin: shithappens

shithappens by moojay January 13, 2011

shithap 

1. Like a sitrep, but in a civilian / corporate context and, more specifically, describing a situation that has absolutely no silver lining.

WALT: Hey boss, looks like we have a big problem here.

JAMES: Gimme the shithap.

WALT: Well, it looks like the production line is down because of civil unrest in Thailand and when I tried to get in touch with the COO, he was freaking out about a dead prostitute in his hotel room.

JAMES: Not good.

WALT: Male prostitute.

JAMES: Really not good.

WALT: Potentially a Jonas brother.

JAMES: Top grade shithap, Walt. Get my chopper fueled for Phuket and keep up the good work.

shithap by Harris Bergstein May 12, 2010

shifthappens

ok just stop doing what u are doing and give this gut a blow-job. people call him a d-bag, not because they don't like him, simply because he is that good at cleaning out pussy. if you ever meat him you should let him have sex with your mother just to get it out of the way. a funeral is held for each of his his sperm that die trying to impregnate whatever 8 women he has seduced at the time.

random person: hi shift!
shifthappens: ...
random person: *head explodes*

random person: hi shift!
shifthappens: ...
random person: *head explodes*

shifthappens by snoil master 1000 November 6, 2012