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To fuck someone with a dried or frozen shit
That cunt pissed me off, so I took a dump in the ice cube tray and then shit fucked her.
by He who burgles the turd May 16, 2006
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when you shit and it causes the water to shoot back up your ass
i took a huge shit and the water shit-fucked me
by Anthony Red November 19, 2008
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copulation, usually between two males, involving the presence of feces in one or both partner's butts. a form of scat play.
I shit fucked that dude last night and got his crap all over me.
by dumpwatcher February 02, 2010
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1. The remaining Shit on the end of a faggot's dick.
2. A clueless fucking idiot that more than likely takes it up the ass.
1. There's more talent in an Andy Dick Shitfuck than in an entire Carrot Top.

2. Melvin: Hey there boy-o did ya catch The Joe Schmoe finale?
Elmo: Is that the show about that Shitfuck who is being set up? Naw!
by rodney kipps May 17, 2011
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1. v. an exclamation of angst and aggressive emotions toward an inconvenience.

2. n. a person of low social status due to his or her negative attitude toward his or her peers/environment.

3. n. a truly unsatisfactory session of intercourse.

4. adj. pertaining to shittyness and fuckery in the chosen subject.

4. adv. a quality in a performance that is lower than that of shitty.
1. "shitfuck! that was due today?!"
2. "yeah man, watch out, he's being a total shitfuck today."
3. "nah, it was a shitfuck, I won't be seeing her again anytime soon."
by chmrvhg October 04, 2011
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When you are taking a rather large size shit and it gets sucked back up your butt which may feel like you are getting raped in the asshole.
One day i was sitting on the the toilet and i was taking a shit. This wasnt any old shit. This was a old,smelly,corny,crust,terrible shit. then suddenly, i couldnt push it out anymore and it came right back in. it felt like i was getting raped by my old jailmate bubba. He was black and had a 12 inch cock....around. The bad part was that he wasnt using lube.... and that is what a shitfuck is. for more info type in poopfrik
by lingling maguyver August 05, 2008
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a fucked over situation, written in books as a shitfuck moment in history. also being a completely retarded and stupid person.
Hey seth mcfarland, how would you describe the clevend shows process as a whole?
well its a total shit fuck.

hey man
dont talk to me your a shit fuck!
by fuck you like an animal October 06, 2011
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