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a good phrase to call someone when u cant think of anything clever
A. ur a little cunt faggot u bitch!
B. Yea well ur a little shit fuck
by TheDonRoberts June 15, 2009
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n. Someone who is a real piece of work. A jerk, asshole, jewbag or just someone fucking annoying.
by Lord L June 02, 2006
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Shit-fuck: to do something really shitty to one of your friends that no one else in your group would do in that specific situation. Especially applicable to video games, specifically, Mario Kart.
1. Dude! I can't believe you just shit fucked me with three red shells in a row! You totally shit-fucked me!

2. B-White, you are such a shit-fucker!
by bwhitesux February 12, 2009
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When you are trying to have anal sex with a women or man, and you cant get your penis in, the person shits and their poo acts like a lubricant so your penis will just slide in.
Man: Fuk i cant get my penis is your butthole
Women: Ok one sec, let me shit so my feces will act like lube.............aaaahhhhh phphphpppphphp
Man: OH YA, its in!!!!!! This is what I call a Shitfuck!!!!!!!
by The Man Looking At You October 28, 2010
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"While I am no Clinton lover it's pretty much inarguable, he was miles away better as President than Shitfuck."

"George Bush was explaining what 'his job is' in various speeches and press conferences. I.e., 'you know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror'. No shit, Shitfuck."

"When he was Ambassador to the Saudis did he kiss and hold hands with Abdullah like Shitfuck did and does?"

by kmhebert April 24, 2007
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n. A person who was concieved just after anal sex, thus shit was mixed with the sperm used to impregnate.
you are just a shit fuck.
by Chillin December 17, 2004
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1) To fornicate feces
2) A shitty fucker
1) Joe: "What does he do for a living?"
Bob: "He shitfucks"

2) Joe: "I didn't hear you, sorry"
Bob: "That's because your a bloody shitfucker"
by Cannone June 21, 2006
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