shituff 

Bull shit stuff that is pain in the royal neck to deal with.

J: How's that partner project coming along?
M: Oh that "shituff" is kicking my ass, no one put any thoughts on how last min change is going to effect ppl's life.. with all the changes and moving parts... it’s coming…

shituff by ctce master August 29, 2012

Mexican Shitoff 

An endurance competition requiring the participation of all residential occupants to determine how long a residence can be occupied without flushing the toilet.

In theory, the weight of defecation over time should eventually provide sufficient downwards pressure (gravity) to drive at least some effluent through the S or P-Trap at the base of the toilet, however in
practice the effluent often dries out leaving a crusty surface which eventually piles up over the bowel.

This competition is particularly difficult in circumstances where the water closet is located in a shared bathroom facility that is also used for showering, shaving and brushing one's teeth.

More commonly seen as a challenge of single males, this activity has specific adverse side effects should one of the male occupants get lucky and bring home female company for the night.

"...Hey guys - lets have a Mexican Shitoff. First to flush the toilet has to clean it..."

Mexican Shitoff by Paul Claessen December 9, 2008

shitoff 

A bit like fuckoff but milder. Suitable for children to use.

"Why don't you shitoff Shitface?"

shitoff by David Edward Hall September 17, 2007

Mexican Shitoff 

When you're trying to take a dump at work, and someone is in the stall next to you trying to shit too. Neither of you wants to be the one to stank up the bathroom so you sit there squeezing your buttcheeks together.

Mary Sue and I were in a Mexican Shitoff in the bathroom.

Mexican Shitoff by OhForF*cksSake March 29, 2015

Shitoff 

When two males are in parallel stalls and waiting for the other male to drop first. Usually ended by someone using the hand dryer or flushing the Urinal

Sorry I took so long in the bathroom I was stuck in a shitoff

Shitoff by Shitoffman August 3, 2019