shittiest musician ever 

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik

Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musician ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them

shittiest musician ever by folded cache out June 1, 2013

Ripping shitties 

The act of performing a doughnut.

"I was ripping shitties in front of Wal-Mart the other day."

Ripping shitties by Shit ripper November 13, 2011

Yukkuri shiteitte ne 

A meme involving giant, disfigured heads resembling those of Touhou characters. It originated on 2ch in early 2008 when an Anon tried to make a Shift_JIS portrait of Reimu and Marisa and failed horribly. Another Anon thought the failed attempt was humorous and drew the infamous original picture (shown below right). Ever since that fateful day, yukkuri heads have dominated parts of NicoNico and made cameos in numerous other pieces of Touhou fanart. Their catchphrase "Yukkuri shiteitte ne!" literally means "Do it slowly!", but has been more loosely translated as "Take it easy!" by the English-speaking Touhou community. This remains the basis for many of the jokes centered on yukkuris.

Reimu: This stalking deformed head of me is quite annoying.
Yukkuri Reimu: Yukkuri shiteitte ne!

Yukkuri shiteitte ne by That one guy over there in the August 17, 2009

shitepipe 

Another alternative word for a persons backpassage. (of north irish origin)

Im gonna toss your salad bitch plop that shitepipe down on my bake.

mavis that shitepipe's wrecked, whos been at it before me?

I'm gonna empty my bollocks in that shitepipe, thats right im gonna creampie ya!

shitepipe by The King of NooNarnia February 3, 2008

whipping shitties 

Same as doing cookies or donuts.

"Lets go whip some shitties, bro"

"Where were you?"
"Whipping shitties in the parking lot of the cheese factory"

whipping shitties by McTightass April 6, 2014

pissy shitties

an american treat/tradition that we have in movie theaters. you make pissy shitties by pouring pepsi into a bucket of popcorn. it makes the popcorn mushy and you eat it while you watch the movie

foreigner: when you make pissy shitties, doesn't the pepsi leak through the bucket and get your pants wet?
american: yes, its part of the experience

pissy shitties by fuchse May 11, 2016

whippin shitties 

Doing a donut in an automobile.

We started whippin shitties in the 5.0 untill the neighbors called the cops.

whippin shitties by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004