shiterati 

Describes the low level D list celebrities and wannabes who frequent reality T.V. shows and the like
A punning coinage based on literati and glitterati
Rarely intended as a compliment

Nadine was hardly an A list celebrity ..more shiterati than glitterati
Rufus has high hopes that some day he will be famous, but to date he has not moved from the ranks of the shiterati

shiterati by Marshallasthefish January 1, 2008

Shiternet 

Really bad or slow internet.

That guy has Shiternet or His Shiternet made him lose the game.

Shiternet by Mr Popolis April 7, 2015

Shiternet 

When you have the shittiest internet possible

Matt: Why is it taking so long to download this damn file
Jerry: Sorry man, I have shiternet.
Matt: Oh, right.

Shiternet by Shitty Internet August 5, 2014

Shiternet 

a type of internet that will make your nose hair go on fire, it matches the all mighty shitty koy hotbox computer. it's basically a bad internet. made by the famous and most gorgeous man on planet earth. GIR OF THE GOKU! fucking end it this is our existence

Shit
Internet
Bad
PIN
Download Speed
Upload Speed

Shiternet is bad

Shiternet by SnukVA January 1, 2021

Shitchest 

A radical feminist ,with no desire for children, who often places fecal matter from her 17 cats inside her chest cavity, similarly where Iron Man Tony Stark would place his coveted arc reactor.

Kayla has been posting about Elizabeth Warren's courageous veracity all week. I'll never understand why she aspires to be such a shitchest.

Shitchest by ProudBoysOhio February 8, 2017

Shiternet 

A crappy internet connection, slow, bad, faulty, inconsistent, etc.

Man that guy keeps disconnecting and has such slow downloads, the shiternet is obviously there

Shiternet by Teh_Muffinatorz December 3, 2009

shiternet 

When the quality of ones internet connection is terribad.

Person 1: Why you got so much lag today...

Person 2: It's my Shiternet

shiternet by Pope Barry XVII October 17, 2007