shit end of the stick 

1. Chronic misfortune, or constant back luck

2. Having the worst possible outcome in a given situation

Joe constantly gets the shit end of the stick. He always has bad luck.

shit end of the stick by Krautings October 13, 2008

Shitenburg

Instead of saying 'shit' or 'shiteeee' you say:

"Ohh shitenburg"

Katherine: Shitenburgg..
Tilly: What did you do?
Katherine: I walked into the door
Tilly: Ouch!

Shitenburg by Shitenburg April 20, 2009

shit end of the stick 

In days of old, before toilet paper and the Sears Roebuck catalog, a stick was used to wipe your rear clean in the outhouse. You had to be sure you grabbed the clean end of the stick, and not the shit end.

It was dark, and my dirty hand showed I had grabbed the shit end of the stick.

shit end of the stick by arikgoldstein May 14, 2015

shivendra 

Shivendra means a talented boy and is a bit comedy guy who knows how to take care of relationships and is a helpful guy who is always ready to help others and is a dog lover

Where is shivendra???

He is playing with dog and is feeding them , such a helpful guy...

shivendra by Helper and great lover June 2, 2019

shitendipity 

Noun. A confluence of unexpected occurrences resulting in a particularly shitty experience.

Antonym of serendipity.

Catherine was gobsmacked by all the shenanigans, misfortune, and run-of-the-mill shite she had to deal with over the weekend. It was total shitendipity and she barely survived.

shitendipity by Bren-Gun July 28, 2020

Shilendra 

An absolute legend, who knows his way with girls. He brags about his eight pack, cause he actually has one. He looks like Kazuma from Noragami, Gosh, just thinking about him makes me wet.

Damn its illegal to be so hot like Shilendra.

Shilendra by Lilly_Collie_12 January 27, 2022

fagatar the last shitbender 

Some gay-ass japanimation about a bald headed kid riding a flying buffalo or something. It sucks harder than most japanimation and that's saying something.

Goddamn TiVo keeps taping Fagatar the Last Shitbender without being asked.

fagatar the last shitbender by SkidMarkyMark November 11, 2007