Shite delay

Occurs when you have nip out of a meeting to take a piss, except during the piss a shit comes on and you have slope off into the shithouse; which in turn causes a shite delay in returning to the meeting.

Sorry i'm late boss, i went for a piss which turned into a shit; i'm really sorry for the shite delay

Shite delay by griggy July 6, 2011

Shit Delay

n. When one delays their time of departure for fecal matter from the anal terminal due to unavoidable circumstance.

cool story bro, thanks for the shit delay...

Shit Delay by poopypants9000 November 22, 2011

Delayed beer shits 

After some heavy drinking on a saturday night, you wake up on sunday to realise that you dont have the beer shits and smugly think youve beaten them this time but as monday morning arrives, you feel the unmistakeable gurgle in your gut and need to find the nearest toilet. this can make you late for work and/or spend half your day in work and end up getting some dirty looks off your collegues as you make several trips to the toilet in a considerably short period of time.

oh god, need to find a toilet quick. Delayed beer shits from saturday! See beer shits

Delayed beer shits by Big Dogs Cock November 20, 2012