shitdickery 

the act of being a shitdick
But shitdick meaning a jerk/asshole

Sarah Cohen sure won't quit her shitdickery today.

Shitdickery is a horrible thing to act on.

shitdickery by J. Infantine July 31, 2008

shitdickness 

the essence of a shitdick

You have the same the shitdickness as Richard Simmons.

shitdickness by jumbo921 March 7, 2010

Shitdickonmytits 

Can describe something of complete awesomness.

Can Also be a feeling when experiencing something amazing.

Phil: Jerry just threw a unicorn at the sky and it rained pizza!
Bob: HOLY SHITDICKONMYTITS!!!

Jerry: I just threw that unicorn into the sky and i jusst want to shitdickonmytits!!

Shitdickonmytits by Jeffery Ralnbows December 26, 2010

Shitdisk 

A frozen disk of whatever is left in your fridge about 1/2" in height so to able to slide underneath a door. When slid underneath it will melt creating a molten pile of shit behind the door, hopefully in someone's path.

Janie slid a shitdisk underneath Jessica's door because she was a bitch. Jessica found a pile of shit in her room in the morning even though her door was locked.

Shitdisk by Mel Brooks May 9, 2009

Holy Shitdicks 

An expression used when you see something really insane, or when feeling something incredibly intense.

HOLY SHITDICKS! MY DICK IS BLEEDING!!

Holy Shitdicks by Nicc Mofuckin Farber, July 30, 2010

shitdick 

When you pull the penis out of one's bum and there are some fecal remnants on it

Iggy Cardenal got shitdick from Gaby.

shitdick by iggymessedup December 15, 2016

ShitBiscuit 

When you have diarrhea and it hardens so no shit can flush, like plugging a throat with a biscuit.

Person1: Man my shit is stuck!
Person2: Did you try the plunger?
Person1: Yeah it won't work!
Person2: Must be a shitbiscuit

ShitBiscuit by Big boy beth mcmeth November 9, 2019