A parasitic disease which includes a major symptom known as shitting out of ones dick when in the act of peeing. The origins of this highly rare parasite is unknown, but it was rumored to have first occured in 5000BCE when a cave man decided to shove a dung beetle up his dick; hence the name 'shitdick.' The chances of a male child being born with shitdick is .69% or 69 people in every 10000. Shitdick can also be spread by remaining in the carbon dioxide bubbles of soda. It seems to prefer Coke over Pepsi. Shitdick is also known to cause a hostile personality shift when the host is accused to harbor shitdick. If the host refuses the accusation before asking it is clear that person has shitdick. Shitdick has yet to be funded and the cure is unknown.
I feel bad for Jose. It seems his Shitdick is really acting up today.
What you say when something happens that you didn't want to happen. Synonomous to "damn it", "shit", and sometimes "fuck".
Girl 1: I know we were going to go shopping today, and we had been planning it for weeks, but I had a few unexpected plans and I can't make it.
Girl 2: ... Aw shitdicks
A dick that has recently bin in a mans anal passage and not been cleaned...
Lloyd Cremer has a shit-dick from Chris Co.
A person who's penis bears the remnants of feces from an anal encounter
"Woah, did you here about Duff doing that chick up the ass?"
"Yeah, he's a total shitdick
When your dick smells like dirty shit.
Ray Olinger has a shit dick.
A chocolate cruller. A cruller is a doughnut style pastry that's twisted around itself and about eight inches long. It's irregular in shape and kind of lumpy, like a long bit of human feces. Yet it is long, like an erect penis. Hense the name "Shitdick."
"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."
It's When You Fuck A Bitch In the Ass
and Go A little too deep.
"Yo I was Playing Bum Darts With My Bitch and The Fuckin Ho' left me with Shit Dick"