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7. shitdick
A chocolate cruller. A cruller is a doughnut style pastry that's twisted around itself and about eight inches long. It's irregular in shape and kind of lumpy, like a long bit of human feces. Yet it is long, like an erect penis. Hense the name "Shitdick."
"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."
1. shitdick
Insult that implies that the object is a homosexual.
What the fuck is wrong with you, shitdick?
by Ed Anger Feb 23, 2003 add a video
2. shitdick
when u cornhole someone and pull out with extras
"i funked some nasty ghetto ho in the arse, and got poopdick!"
by condomkid Sep 19, 2003 add a video
3. shitdick
Deregatory term used for men of the homosexual persuasion.
Look at those two shitdicks over there - you know they're gonna be packing each other's asses tonight.
by Kurt Dec 31, 2004 add a video
4. shitdick
The state of a penis after penetrating a rectum without a condom
I fucked her in the ass but I was left with shitdick
by Zarmanov May 20, 2003 add a video
5. Shitdick
Someone who's life, situation, or story always has to be worse than everyone else's. A literal dick made of shit would be the perfect example of a shitdick, as no matter how shitty your life is, no one wants to be a dick made of shit.
"Fuck. I got my dick caught in the shredder."
"Yeah? Well I'm a dick made of shit. How do you feel now?"

OR

"Man, I have cancer."
"Man, I have two kinds of cancer!"
"Dude, don't be such a shitdick!"
6. shitdick
A person who's penis bears the remnants of feces from an anal encounter
"Woah, did you here about Duff doing that chick up the ass?"

"Yeah, he's a total shitdick
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