shitcumstances 

When circumstances in life and situations are completely miserable and crappy; Circumstances and occurences that inevitably lead to a bad outcome.

1. As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2. They were victim of shitcumstance, and died horribly.

shitcumstances by Snowday February 4, 2009

ShitCutest 

the cutest shit aka @ShitCutest is a whole definition of tastelessness

ShitCutest: Copy Cat is Melanie's best song
Normal oomfs: ew he's so tasteless

ShitCutest by фермаовочей October 20, 2020

Shitcunt 

The anus of a man or woman during the act of anal sex. First referred to on L4L's 2001 album, The TGTBT LP. More specifically on the track "Office Reunion."

George: Ali, let me ask you a hypothetical question...do you want your job to last?!!!

Ali: Yes, George.

George: Then you'll shove that small little Pakistani dick up my fuckin' shitcunt!

Shitcunt by Johnny Hookup September 25, 2021

shirtcunting

to wear a shirt and no pants, ie, shirt and a cunt.

Julie was shirtcunting at the tail-gater last night. What a ho!

shirtcunting by dimemachine August 8, 2010

Shitconsin

n. The real name of the (unfortunately) American province of Wisconsin. The only reason for its existence is because we didn't want the Native Americans to have the land.

K: Let's go to Wisconsin!
D: Shitconsin you mean? That's right below "shoot myself in the eyes with a nail gun fifty times" on my to do list.

Shitconsin by dropacidnotbombs July 21, 2011

Shitpants 1 

(proper noun): A name used to refer to one's first born child.

"Hey, Shitpants 1, go make me a sandwich or you're grounded."

Shitpants 1 by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

shitpantsed

a level of inebriation that extends well beyond that described as "shitfaced," such that bowel control is lost. Typically achieved by drinking on an empty stomach. The exact Blood Alcohol Content required to reach "shitpantsed" drunk is different for each set of bowels.

Cole didn't eat before going to open bar, and wouldn't you know he ended up shitpantsed in the bathtub.

Carl wanted to show everyone he could loosen up, but he'll never live down getting shitpantsed in front of everyone at the holiday party.

shitpantsed by Uncle_Colorado July 18, 2009