Origin: Robin, one cold night decided to string two expletives together and came up with this gem.

(1) Used to show disgust, (2) as an action (Shit MY cock) or (3) as a dirogatory term.
!nkeh-$pl@: : swimming is great for everything
RoBIN 53.05: i bet you a million quid it wouldnt benefit my fucking legs
Timmah: thats because you have freaktard legs.
RoBIN 53.05: shitcock yeah

(2): RoBIN 53.05: shit my cock TONIGHT, baby yeah shit my cock TONIGHT

(3) i:
RoBIN 53.05: pish
RoBIN 53.05: you're not the only shitcock in here

(3) ii:
¸Clush.»: btw where has shitcock gone?
Timmah: outside
Timmah: to wank over the stars
by Timmah July 29, 2004
Top Definition
An exclamation, usually used in a humorous fashion. May be substituted for "fuckies, crap, dammit, fuck, motherfucker, etc."
Scholar #1 : What's today?

Scholar #2 : Wednesday.

Scholar #1 : Shitcock, i have Spanish today.
by Autolyticsociety October 04, 2006
The brownish residue clinging to a recently ass-plunged dick.

Me: "Holy shit! Can you believe Fish sucked off D-Wild's shit cock!"

Britt: "Yea man, that bitch loves gooling shit cocks"
by Steeeeve April 30, 2006
A word for a stupid person much like fucker
What do you think you're doing, you shit cock!
by Rosemary April 15, 2004
when a turd log is hanging out of someone's ass and is then sucked like a big, brown, stinky dick.
Hey Ben, did you just suck my shit cock?
by nills yills January 24, 2003
A cross between an Asshole and a Cock. Or the resultant offspring of an asshole and a cock. Not nesasarily denoting sexual behaiviors resultant in fecal matter being present on ones schlong but relating to their behaiviors or mannerisoms.
tony blair is a shitcock
by N.Magic May 07, 2005
1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration.

2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.
Get away from me shitcock!
by matt November 13, 2003
Shitcock has no literal meaning. It is a noun, verb, and adjective Can be used in anyway possible. Can be used as an insult, compliment, or just to break the awkward silence of a room. Founder of the word is the one and only motherfacking COLBY CHEEEZE!!!
Person 1: "Can you move your feet so i have more room to lie down."
Scoontie: "No."
Person 1: "Move yaa fackingg feet before i shitcock on your life!"

Scoontie 1: "Oh thank God we can finally go to sleep now that Colby is asleep"
by COLBY CHEEEEZE October 30, 2011
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