Shitclown 

a reeeaaaallllyy big dbag. someone who acts out as a completely ridiculous asshole.

a guy in a wife beater is at a party and trying to fight with every person there by yelling "step up to the big mannn". another person looks at their friend and says, "wow, what a shitclown."

Shitclown by martha bradley April 14, 2010

shotclog

n. A companion whose presence is tolerated through his buying of the drinks.

Mr. Mills was such a fucking shotclog last night, wasn't he? But at least we had a cheap night.

shotclog by Orange Guber July 25, 2003

shitlog 

gigantic culmination of turd

Happy Birthday, Mister Fool - I left it floating there for you - a gargantual SHITLOG!

shitlog by Al Bombz September 11, 2003

Geneva Shitcloud 

Slang (Obsc.) - An extremely high pressure, loud type of fart which was supposedly banned under the terms of the Geneva convention, owing to the fact that it is so powerful, that it leaks out of your trouser leg and can destroy anything within a 5 mile radius of where you were standing when you dropped it.

Supposedly has the effect of a large green 8 mile high mushroom on the horizon, which is how you spot when someone left one behind.

Classed as a Category 1A Biological Weapon.

"Man, you wanna stop leaving those Geneva Shitcloud's behind, or you gonna get the ATF on your a*se!"

Geneva Shitcloud by Charles Faulkner November 15, 2007

Shitologist 

One who is specialized at making shit up within a minimal period of time, with exquisite creativity.

Shitologist: "One time, i had to pee so bad, that the stream of urine in the toilet made a hole right through it, ripped the tile out of the ground, went into the neighbors house. And when the neighbors knocked on my door saying WTF? i peed a hole through his head!

Shitologist by TheShitologist February 28, 2011

Cranberries on a Shitlog 

A phrase used to describe something utterly disgusting.

"Dude what would happen if a girl had a huge shit then had her period?"
"It would be like cranberries on a shitlog."

Cranberries on a Shitlog by avenshmit May 2, 2010

Shitologist 

One who is practiced in picking through others shit and exam imines it carefully.

Hey stop looking through my shit! What are you a Shitologist?

Shitologist by daddyD October 20, 2005