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An offensive or loathsome person. Mr. McGregor is a shitcake - he calls the police whenever anyone steps on his lawn.
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Any kind of food, usually baked, with a consistency and texture resembling that of shit.
When eaten, the strong sensation of feeling as though one were chewing on shit slowly takes over the mind. It's then spit or swallow time. Shitcakes can often contain nuts or dried fruit, which sometimes enhance the sensation of chewing on shit. As Vlad sat chewing on Yorkshire pudding, its shitty consistency made itself apparent. The way it melted and slipped around in his mouth was exactly what he imagined chewing on shit would be like... This was a shitcake alright. However, he suddenly realized that to truly know what a shitcake was, one must know what it was like to chew shit. He glanced over at the toilet and knew what had to be done.....
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Feces, human or otherwise, excreted in such a fashion that they form a patty or cake, as opposed to the more common loaf or sausage form factor in which defecation is typically found When I went into the bathroom, a corn-laden shitcake peered up at me from the toilet bowl.
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That crap your mom makes.
A cake that tastes like shit. "MMM great shit cake auntie Maurine!"
"Always glad to try a slice of your shitcake!" "What a load of shitcake!" "Anybody for Shitcake?" |
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