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6.
An offensive or loathsome person.
Mr. McGregor is a shitcake - he calls the police whenever anyone steps on his lawn.
by von Trips August 29, 2009
 
1.
Any kind of food, usually baked, with a consistency and texture resembling that of shit.

When eaten, the strong sensation of feeling as though one were chewing on shit slowly takes over the mind. It's then spit or swallow time.

Shitcakes can often contain nuts or dried fruit, which sometimes enhance the sensation of chewing on shit.
As Vlad sat chewing on Yorkshire pudding, its shitty consistency made itself apparent. The way it melted and slipped around in his mouth was exactly what he imagined chewing on shit would be like... This was a shitcake alright. However, he suddenly realized that to truly know what a shitcake was, one must know what it was like to chew shit. He glanced over at the toilet and knew what had to be done.....
by osibisa October 28, 2007
 
2.
A dried layer of feces remaining on one's ass.
You nasty little shit cake!
by Nate January 18, 2004
 
3.
Feces, human or otherwise, excreted in such a fashion that they form a patty or cake, as opposed to the more common loaf or sausage form factor in which defecation is typically found
When I went into the bathroom, a corn-laden shitcake peered up at me from the toilet bowl.
by Shit Brick July 02, 2003
 
4.
a funny and inventive alternative to 'shit'. more of a cuss word you'd yell out, perhaps when doubled up in pain, more that in regular conversation because its just too wierd
woman: 'george, be careful not to tread on that-'
man: owwwwwwwwww SHITCAKES!
by franc September 06, 2005
 
5.
The act of taking a dump then jerking your jizz on top to ice it like a cake.
Big-Red went into the toilet to take a shit, the guests were then escorted into the bathroom to see the lovely shit cake he made.
by Fagabeefy January 16, 2010
 
7.
When something does not go the way you wanted.
"Sorry man, you didn't get it"
"Ahhhh shit-cakes"
by Pete89 June 25, 2007