An act of anal sex where the female (or male) has not used an enema before intercourse and purposely tries to defecate at the same moment of penetration, thus resulting in fecal lubrication of the rectal cavity. Continued sexual intercourse causes the excrement to eventually engulf the entire penis and testicals of the man. A position usually done in "scat" movies.

Jim paid Jane $400 extra to give him "shitstained balls."

Shitstained Balls by Slagwurm September 7, 2008

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Shitstained

A term used to describe a person's state after drinking to excess. This state is commonly associated with memory black out and a severe hangover the following day.

How was the bar yesterday?
I was absolutely shitstained last night.

Shitstained by Jagsh February 16, 2009

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shitbrain

Apparently, being a shitbrain is undesirable. To reward people for ceasing all shitbrain action and behaviour, a reward system is in place: VW beetles are distributed to all non-shitbrains.

danna = non shitbrain......so by the rules of logic, she should be given a red beetle!!! She is still waiting!!!

shitbrain by DannaBanana December 13, 2006

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shitstained

Completely full of fuckin' shit like someone had shitted on you or when you are in a big trouble or really pissed of.

- Oh my gosh!This fuckin' bird has shit on me!I'm fuckin' shitstained!
- I have to pay that fine and I'm broke!My father is gonna kill me!I'm shitstained

shitstained by Johnny Diddy 23 September 24, 2006

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